How I Build Sites with Bootstrap
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:51 pm
1. Go to Bootstrap page, download zip file of Bootstrap files, unzip file
2. Copypasta one of the templates into blank file
3. Read through template
4. Wonder aloud what the hell this particular class/ID name is and what it does
5. Manually search through bootstrap.css, get dizzy scrolling
6. Give up and use search function to find it, grumbling curses
7. Have "a-ha" moment/feel stupid
8. Repeat steps 4-7 for just about every stinkin class/ID in the template
9. Finally get around to making a custom.css
10. Scream at template when custom.css doesn't work
11. Realize custom.css was linked incorrectly because of stupid Bootstrap folder hierarchy, apologize to template
12. Design layout that isn't much different from the template because every time you try to change something it breaks
13. Get on with making other pages
14. Right before uploading site, remember that the layout header/footer/index need to be made
15. Hastily copypasta stuff from template into 3 blank files
16. Upload everything
17. Load site, see about a thousand errors
18. Scream at site ("WHY THE F$$% ARE YOU NOT WORKING?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU UGH GOD FML")
19. Desperately hope nobody has loaded the new version of the site yet
20. Go through and fix EVERY STINKIN PAGE, cursing at each error found, Googling when necessary
21. End up refreshing site approximately 226,894 times
22. End up reformatting 75% of the pages because the rows and columns of the grid don't work like you thought they did
23. One hour after publishing the first pages, site is done
24. Grab a well deserved chocolate bar and turn on Netflix for 6 hours
2. Copypasta one of the templates into blank file
3. Read through template
4. Wonder aloud what the hell this particular class/ID name is and what it does
5. Manually search through bootstrap.css, get dizzy scrolling
6. Give up and use search function to find it, grumbling curses
7. Have "a-ha" moment/feel stupid
8. Repeat steps 4-7 for just about every stinkin class/ID in the template
9. Finally get around to making a custom.css
10. Scream at template when custom.css doesn't work
11. Realize custom.css was linked incorrectly because of stupid Bootstrap folder hierarchy, apologize to template
12. Design layout that isn't much different from the template because every time you try to change something it breaks
13. Get on with making other pages
14. Right before uploading site, remember that the layout header/footer/index need to be made
15. Hastily copypasta stuff from template into 3 blank files
16. Upload everything
17. Load site, see about a thousand errors
18. Scream at site ("WHY THE F$$% ARE YOU NOT WORKING?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU UGH GOD FML")
19. Desperately hope nobody has loaded the new version of the site yet
20. Go through and fix EVERY STINKIN PAGE, cursing at each error found, Googling when necessary
21. End up refreshing site approximately 226,894 times
22. End up reformatting 75% of the pages because the rows and columns of the grid don't work like you thought they did
23. One hour after publishing the first pages, site is done
24. Grab a well deserved chocolate bar and turn on Netflix for 6 hours